You know there was a phase when I used to be juggling a lot of parties at the same time but now I have realised prioritising is the key to attending the best of the parties and live a fun-filled life. I love women who can multi-task and I pride myself to be the best at it. I wish I had a glam squad of my own but no one matches up to my potential. Currently I only have a team of maybe 30 taking care of the Kitty household but I still do my own chores guys, like flipping through the latest edition of Vogue and drinking Champagne with a straw so I don’t smudge my Chambor lipstick. It was during my flipping I came across pictures of a woman that I feel is as posh-posh as me: my darling Piggy Chops aka Priyanka Chopra Jonas. I spied on her and gosh the things that happen in this woman’s life in a span of one week is ‘mind-shattering’!
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Chill out fans of superheroes franchises- ugh ‘man-children’ you all are! I am not revealing any spoilers! though I could if I wished to. However, my philanthropic side chooses not to make anyone cry today. So Joe Russo the director of the film is in talks with Priyanka Chopra Jonas for a possible project. He chose not to divulge any details but could this mean that I will see her in some cool body fitting cat suit? Wouldn’t that be fun? I think she’d be purr-fect!
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Priyanka and Nick recently attended a Steve Aoki’s concert, yeah the same DJ who’s long mane of hair could do with an insurance of its own. Like in any other concert after a few energetic sets the audience was all riled up and I think so were our couple. What did they do? They threw cake at the crowd. I think this is how I imagine myself standing in the balcony of my mansion and throwing kaanda at all my roadside romeos. I sometimes wish I could cage those Majnus and sell them by the weight at Kashmiri Gate ISBT bus stand. I just love her fierce expression, don’t you?! Though Joe Jonas could do with some TLC.
Main Meghan Ki Favourite Hoon
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Recently the Duke and Duchess of Sussex made their debut on Instagram and who was the first one to reach the party? Yep, Priyanka Chopra Jonas. Gosh this woman can sometimes beat my own radar. But she probably had the inside goss from her bestie much before anyone else, who knows Meghan might have even asked her, ‘follow for follow?’. We all know how both these women are each other’s pillar of support though some shade has been thrown at each other in recent times. *wink wink*
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Yep, her wax statue has made it to Madame Tussauds in Sydney now. Don’t these Bollywood stars or in her case global stars get tired of being cloned? I mean Kitty has a strict policy on exclusiveness, I would not want to be photographed day in and day out let alone my wax statue.
Bitch Betta’ Have My Money
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A US tabloid i.e. ‘OK Magazine’ decided on spreading rumours of an impending divorce. It claimed that the Jonas family and Nick in particular were very put off with our desi girl’s party ways and did not know that she is of such high maintenance. Like please, you think she’s high maintenance? Spend two hours with me. So, good on her and Nick on deciding to sue the magazine. Tabloids should learn from me, I gossip ethically not to destroy homes but just to enjoy being factually salacious. Sue that magazine for their entire piggy bank, Piggy behen!
Nick, Cool And Govinda
No, it is not a tacky love triangle story from the 80’s but Priyanka being the dutiful wife that she is announced the latest song by the Jonas Brothers’ called Cool. Unsurprisingly, it has been well-received and so well that she recently gave a thumbs up to a fan’s dubbed version of the video. What is Nick doing? Dancing to Govinda’s ‘Meri pant bhi sexy’ in his oversized suit. Gosh, I am embarrassed. Social media users should face a natural selection by the nature! Eeks!
Check out the video here.
I love you, Braaaaa!
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Recently the Jonas Brothers’ had their first concert and as usual the girls came in a flock. Amidst the audience there must have been some girl who grew up listening to them, braving puberty at the same time and now adulting as well. So, it is given that it was an emotional time, what did she do? She threw her bra at Nick. Priyanka found herself swinging the fan’s bra at the concert and well..that is how her week has ended. To each their own. I think I should go and pamper my tired fingers now. This woman’s life is never ending but I am so J!