I was strolling down Green Park market and all the usual hairdressers of Looks and Geetanjali were outside begging me to come, promising the latest highlight or the funkiest nail extensions for my dainty fingers but I was not too impressed with their suffocating little salons. So like any other millennial I decided to book myself a nice beautician from Urban Clap. I mean how else would I listen to the soothing sound of the cascading waterfalls of my Khan Market bungalow and the finest lunch being brought in by Bukhara?

You can imagine my surprise when the lady assigned to me shared the same name as Vicky Kaushal’s ex! You don’t know what’s the latest, do you? Let Kitty whisper the gospel truth to you. Vicky Kaushal and Harleen Sethi painted the Insta town red with their photographs and hangouts. Vicky Kaushal even admitted on Koffee with Karan (which I just loooooove) that he is in a relationship. A moment from the show that stood out for everyone was when he slipped off the couch on being acknowledged by Katrina Kaif for their potential on-screen chemistry. Phir Kya? The can of worms opened. Few months later I see that Harleen Sethi unfollowed Vicky! I mean, hello! Instagram is the new spokesperson for relationships. Vicky confirmed he’s single two days ago in an interview and the rumours of his possible relationship with Katrina are doing rounds again! If you observe them closely don’t you think they both have such long faces? Well, sannu ki? While Vicky is with Katrina, I am waiting for my Harleen to come and sharpen my claws! Vicky ka josh must be very high these days no?